Steaklopnik

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/05/2015 at 20:57 • Filed to: Foodlopnik, steaklopnik, beefy, Texas forever

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Ribeye as a big as a dinner plate with cheesy mashed potatoes, and asparagus with mushrooms for dinner? Sure, why not. ^_~ Also, that was the smallest ribeye my butcher had, because Texas. Yeehaw! So how's your Easter going, Oppo?


DISCUSSION (61)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:00

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Homemade matzah meal chicken tenders. They taste like restaurant.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:05

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omg this would go like straight to my thighs


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:06

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My wife cooked up a ham and asparagus, and my mom made her deviled eggs & applesauce. Yumm. Both my kids are sick, so no big family meal, I took some ham & asparagus over to my parents, and they gave me the eggs and applesauce. I do love me some spiral sliced ham though. Enough for some sandwiches for the rest of the week.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > macanamera
04/05/2015 at 21:08

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*looks down at her thighs*

*looks back up*

*doesn't give a fuck*

^_^


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:08

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I will be clinically depressed the day my Koenigsegg Agera R-metabolism becomes Prius-metabolism.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:08

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First thing in the morning I have a Cholesterol test, and I have been eating nothing but fish and vegetables for 4 MONTHS. I am going to eat the biggest friggin steak I can find tommorow night.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
04/05/2015 at 21:10

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Yay, yummy food! Boo, sick kids. :(

Hope your little ones are feeling better soon. And I love your username. Hehehe. I love Trek, too. ^_^


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:10

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I was in two locations one for lunch the other for dinner. Meals included.

-Giant omelet thing

- Easter bread ( Bread with salami )

-Pasta and meatballs

- Chicken kebabs

-Lamb

-Fried potatoes

- Salad

-Easter cake

That was just lunch. Dinner we had.

- Turkey

-Mashed potatoes

- Asparagus

- Green beans

-Salad

So yeah.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:10

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Just had an English muffin with tomato, a sliced up babybell cheese and salad greens on it. It was good.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:11

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We cleaned the whole house, took care of some errands, and I made some glazed ham and mixed veggies and put out a Gouda platter paired with a nice Cab. Pulled a fuse to leave the Camaro's dual-mode exhaust on loud all the time and hit 300 miles on the odometer :)


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:13

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I would thoroughly enjoy this meal.

Please send me one.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > macanamera
04/05/2015 at 21:14

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Bro, if you even lift it would go straight to your quads.


Kinja'd!!! samssun > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:15

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Cheesy mashed potatoes on steak. Steak on roll. Sammich complete.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > yamahog
04/05/2015 at 21:22

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sorry it took me so long to respond i was super setting multi joint extensions and seated leg press


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:27

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I made made a prime rib.


Kinja'd!!! asindhidude > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:29

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ate lucky charms while watching netflix.

i think i need to get wife'd up :(


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > scoob
04/05/2015 at 21:31

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Mine did that some years ago, not that it was ever hyper fast to begin with. I still don't care, lol. I cooked that sucker in pure butter and then used the drippings for the asparagus. :D


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > asindhidude
04/05/2015 at 21:33

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Or... you could learn to cook for yourself. #FeminismIsForMenToo ^_~


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Alex from Toronto
04/05/2015 at 21:34

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So what you're saying is I should be at your house at around 11:30 a.m. next Easter, right? Because that's what I'm hearing. :P


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Slant6
04/05/2015 at 21:35

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I approve of that beefy message!


Kinja'd!!! asindhidude > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:35

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its not really a cooking thing, it's about being lame and foreveralone. :(


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/05/2015 at 21:36

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Woot, woot! Yay, breaking in new cars! I'm excited for you. ^_^ Happy Easter to you and Travis.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > jkm7680
04/05/2015 at 21:37

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Mmmm. The simple snacks are often the best snacks. That sounds tasty.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > BorkBorkBjork
04/05/2015 at 21:37

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Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:38

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I had Kobe beef hot dogs

So good!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:39

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Haha, that's true. I've been pretty busy today so no real time to make something fancy.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Manuél Ferrari
04/05/2015 at 21:42

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Kobe beef and hot dog does not compute. Heh. But hot dogs are pretty tasty. ^_^


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:43

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Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:45

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i can tell your not a "girly girl" heh heh


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > macanamera
04/05/2015 at 21:45

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Yea I think I saw you on leg day last week too:

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Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/05/2015 at 21:47

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What does that mean?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:49

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:<

I haven't had a proper meal since Friday night. That steak looks soooooo good.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > asindhidude
04/05/2015 at 21:51

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I recommend getting off your ass and cooking anyway. Trust me, it works better. Anyway, you can cook stuff like this:

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Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
04/05/2015 at 21:52

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:(

Not cool. I'd make ya one, Dusty. :)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:54

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you would rather chow down on steak than eat like a rabbit,

i just find it funny because your like the exact opposite of most girls i know


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:56

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need more room for potatoes!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/05/2015 at 21:57

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And how, exactly, does eating a steak preclude me from being a "girly girl?"

You know nothing else about me other than that I'm not a vegetarian. Maybe you should stop ascribing stereotypes to me and other women, eh?

*flips hair and struts away in her cowgirl boots*


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:57

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Thanks. But at the moment I'm not sure it would stay down. That's why I haven't eaten


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 21:59

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No, haven't you heard? Starving to death is a total alpha move.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/05/2015 at 21:59

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Bro, just no. At least, where I come from, steak is good and enjoyed by everyone, because that is how it is done. Steak is one of those great foods, like all other foods, that has a greatness that transcends gender boundaries and lifts the devourer into a higher plane of existence.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/05/2015 at 22:01

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(if you're still wondering why that's not really a compliment, this might help)


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/05/2015 at 22:01

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Bro!

Lol. But seriously.... I take a posting hiatus to avoid the oppo sexism and my first post back? Bam! More sexism. Oh, oppo. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 22:05

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Totally asking for it, showing off those ladylike cooking skills with a "not like other girls" protein source!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
04/05/2015 at 22:05

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All Texans seek the path of Steakvana.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/05/2015 at 22:08

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Little do they know..... It's really tofu!

Snerk. Hehehehe.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 22:10

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*GASP* BLASPHEMER!!!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/05/2015 at 22:12

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I kid! That's 100% Texan beef. RAWR!


Kinja'd!!! asindhidude > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully
04/05/2015 at 22:12

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those bricks look overdone bro


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 22:14

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Hey, man!!! What's wrong with tofu? I had Italian food and lots and lots of wine.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Eli's Got 2
04/05/2015 at 22:18

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Hey, lady!!!! Nothing's wrong with tofu! Context clues, hon, the joke's not about tofu.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 22:20

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I know, girlfriend. I was joking, too. Happy Easter. Hope you enjoyed that juicy meat. LOL


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Eli's Got 2
04/05/2015 at 22:22

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I did! I thought of making Italian instead. I've been jonesing for some risotto. You may have inspired me to get my butt in gear and make it next weekend. ^_^ Happy Easter!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 22:22

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Haha yeah it's very rare to see them for sale. This one store by my dads house has them. So tasty!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > wafflesnfalafel
04/05/2015 at 22:41

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That's what seconds are for! :)


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 23:17

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1 pm actually


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Xyl0c41n3
04/05/2015 at 23:17

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That looks really good.

I spent my Easter with family at my brother's place. We all went to a small restaurant near Hatfield, Pa . I consumed a burger known as The Hatfield. A 1/2 lb burger topped with a fried egg,pork roll and two slices of American cheese. It was good day.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Agrajag
04/05/2015 at 23:35

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It was pretty tasty! And that burger sounds like a heart attack on a plate. And by that, I mean it sounds delicious !


Kinja'd!!! aruvqan-myers > Xyl0c41n3
04/06/2015 at 06:52

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We did a balsamic glazed bone in NON-spiral ham , potatoes Anna and made a German coffeecake that is not as sweet as US tastes dictate for dessert. A nice red wine, and coffee after. We flaked out and spent the day binge watching Once Upon a Time, season 1.


Kinja'd!!! Quantum Suicide > Slant6
04/06/2015 at 15:42

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More info about that background doughnut please...

(And obviously, that prime rib looks amazing.)


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Quantum Suicide
04/06/2015 at 16:24

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Quantum!!!!!! So good to see you here. How are you? I miss you! ^_^


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Quantum Suicide
04/06/2015 at 18:16

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Kryspy Kreme of course. The best.